As messy as magnolias, as lucky as the lead
The tailor will console you, the tailor is dead
As tiny as the toothache, as thirsty as the wheel
The welder makes the roof break you know the welder steals
Sidesteppin… to and fro
Sidesteppin… Everywhere I go
As creepy as vanilla, as sleepy as the cake
The garbage man will kill you, the garbage man's a fake
As holy at the winter, as sleep as the fall,
The preachers got a splinter and he's coming down the hall
Sidesteppin… to and fro
Sidesteppin… Everywhere I go